Saturday, March 6, 2010

Galatians in Christianity Today

Here's a little parody that is good for a laugh. What if Christianity Today had published the book of Galatians? You can only imagine the letters to the editor--and someone did. Here's a few of my favorites:

Dear Editor:


How arrogant of Mr. Apostle to think he has the right to judge these people and label them accursed. Isn’t that God’s job? Regardless of this circumcision issue, these Galatians believe in Jesus just as much as he does, and it is very Pharisaical to condemn them just because they differ on such a secondary issue. Personally, I don’t want a sharp instrument anywhere near my zipper, but that doesn’t give me the right to judge how someone else follows Christ. Can’t we just focus on our common commitment to Christ and furthering His kingdom, instead of tearing down fellow believers over petty doctrinal matters?


Ed Bilgeway; Tonganoxie, KS


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To the Editors:


Paul Apostle says that he hopes the Galatian teachers will cut off their own privates? What kind of Christian attitude is that? Shame on him!


Martha Bobbitt; Boulder, CO


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Kind Editors:


I happen to be a member of First Christian Church of Galatia, and I take issue with Mr. Apostle’s article. How can he criticize a ministry that has been so blessed by God? Our church has baptized many new members and has made huge in-roads in the Jewish community with our pragmatic view on circumcision. Such a “seeker-sensitive” approach has given the Jews the respect they deserve for being God’s chosen people for thousands of years. In addition, every Gentile in our midst has felt honored to engage in the many edifying rituals of the Hebrew heritage, including circumcision, without losing their passion for Jesus. My advice to Mr. Apostle is to stick to spreading the gospel message of Christ’s unconditional love, and quit criticizing what God is clearly blessing in other churches.


Miriam “Betty” Ben-Hur; Galatia, Turkey

Read the rest.

1 comment:

walmalix1974 said...

wow! that was really great. The only thing your missing is the fox news commentary. wink wink. Keep up the good work!

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